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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius


Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than you finger, right

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn.

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with age on your finger or not Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not.

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit Stupid lah!!


Mr.Ball: So everytime u ask a question use your braine 1st~!