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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius


Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than you finger, right

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn.

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with age on your finger or not Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not.

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit Stupid lah!!


Mr.Ball: So everytime u ask a question use your braine 1st~!

Pikachu.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vl6D0Tz_1Aw

watch hen let me know what u think about that guy. hahaha.


Mr.Ball: watch! must!

Firm This Up!

What a loving marriage. By the way, “did u brush your teeth today???”.

One morning while making breakfast, Shaun walked up to his wife, Mary and pinched her on her bottom and said,

Shaun: You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning he woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,

Shaun: You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said,

Mary: You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.

Mr.Ball: wow, too horny the wife!